|Congratulations, you are now here - you have arrived somehow at my page. Welcome to my little corner of the internet, and perhaps now you are wondering what next to do. Allow me to offer some suggestions:|
If you are a stalker, you should definitely consider sending me a friend request on Facebook, it will enhance the effect if you are named Candy or Coco and immediately flood me with lewd, robotic messages - try to sell me something.
Subscribe to my Livestream Channel. Mock my nasal voice; listen carefully for the crumbling sound of my fragile ego.
Watch me here on DeviantArt. Make sure to watch my journals where occasionally I deign to share opinions on the net; have a violent disagreement with me and then Unwatch me.
Realize that you're about to read all of these. Smash your face into the nearest solid object and die in order to prevent this from happening.
Go contribute to the Recommended Reading List, make sure to suggest at least thirty books; make sure that everybody knows how outstandingly refined your tastes are.
Decide that you're completely fed up with my bullshit and unsubscribe to everything but my Sketchblog, where I post exclusively art.
Develop immediate withdrawal symptoms and subscribe to my vitriolic stream of consciousness via. Twitter.
Alternatively, if none of these seems to be working out, you can always dial the Mental Health Hotline for professional assistance.
Hello again comrades,
It's been a long time, hasn't it? A lot has happened; I've moved yet again - I'm living with friends and with any luck we'll be getting a new apartment shortly.
If you've been following along since the beginning you've probably worked out that a career in illustration was never my long-term goal. I'd rather work in games, write stories and make comics; concept work and design. I've been flirting with personal projects for a couple of years now, but every time I'm just about ready to throw my full weight into it something comes up.
I'm satisfied that my technical skills are strong enough to tackle these projects (I don't mean to say that I'm perfectly content with my abilities) and now it's a matter of logistics - dealing with the practical obstacles; finding the time, saving up some cash, overcoming the mental hurdles, etc. So right now I'm knocking off some outstanding commissions and then the plan is to buckle down and start work on something of my very own.
Whatever it is, it will be made available for free, I'm sick of asking people for money. I'm sick of sterile, boring content.
I hope you're excited; I hope you're with me.