Welcome, denizens of the internet.
Welcome to my page. What to do next:
Stalk me: watch me here on DeviantArt, friend me on Facebook; bonus points if your name is Candi or Coco; flood me with salacious robotic messages - sell me something.
Find me on YouTube, mock my nasal voice and listen carefully for the crumbling sound of my fragile ego.
Browse my journal entries and vehemently disagree with everything I write. Remember, it helps to prove your point if you make a lot of personal attacks.
Realize that you’re about to read all of these. Immediately slam your face into the nearest wall to prevent it happening.
Contribute to the recommended reading list. Make sure nobody will ever doubt how truly refined your tastes really are.
Decide you’re fed up with my shit. Unsubscribe from everything but my art. Wake up the next morning feverishly scrolling through my status updates, cradling half-a-gallon of vanilla ice cream.
"The heights by great men reached and kept were not attained by sudden flight, but they, while their companions slept, were toiling upward in the night."
- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
"It has been my philosophy of life that
difficulties vanish when faced boldly."
- Isaac Asimov
“I would not enter into my list of friends, though he be graced with polished manners and fine sense, the man who needlessly sets foot upon a worm. An inadvertent step may crush the snail that crawls upon a public path; but he that hath humanity, forewarned will tread aside and let the thing live.”
- William Cowper
"I have, in the past, made important decisions about people I work with - agents and producers - based largely on how they treat the wait staff in restaurants. I don't care if you're the most powerful cat in the room, I will judge you on how you treat the least powerful. So there."
- Tim Minchin
"Remember not only to say the right thing in the right place, but far more difficult still, to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment."
- Ben Franklin
"That which can be asserted without evidence can be dismissed without evidence."
- Christopher Hitchens