|Congratulations, you are now here - you have arrived somehow at my page. Welcome to my little corner of the internet, and perhaps now you are wondering what next to do. Allow me to offer some suggestions:|
If you are a stalker, please consider shooting me a friend request via Facebook, it will enhance the effect if you are named Candy or maybe Coco. Immediately flood me with lewd, robotic messages - sell me something, sweetheart.
Subscribe to my Livestream Channel. Mock my nasal voice; listen carefully for the crumbling sound of my fragile ego.
Watch me here on DeviantArt. Make sure to watch my journals where occasionally I deign to share opinions on the net; have a violent disagreement with me and then Unwatch me.
Realize that you're about to read all of these. Smash your face into the nearest solid object and die in order to prevent this from happening.
Go contribute to the Recommended Reading List, make sure to suggest at least thirty books; make sure that everybody knows how outstandingly refined your tastes are.
Decide that you're completely fed up with my bullshit and unsubscribe to everything but my Sketchblog, where I post exclusively art.
Develop immediate withdrawal symptoms and subscribe to my vitriolic stream of consciousness via. Twitter.
Alternatively, if none of these seems to be working out, you can always dial the Mental Health Hotline for professional assistance.
As some of you might've guessed from my recent poll, I'm finally moving. My roommates, a couple of creative-type guys and I recently purchased our one-way tickets for the 16th of December. So I'm preparing for the flight from rural, backwoods Maine to the buzzing metropolis that is Phoenix, AZ.
I'm not quite sure what to expect. I'm pretty excited about the heat. I've never handled the cold very well. I've spent most of my life in New England, save a six month stint I spent in Boca Raton, FL. one summer.
My new apartment looks to be a ridiculous improvement on the one I'm currently living in. There's a washer/dryer, a dishwasher and two bathrooms! Right now, we're four guys sharing single bathroom with basically zero amenities. I mean, where we're headed they've got a fitness center, a pool and a spa.
I'm not going to lie, it's not all sunshine and roses. We're pretty thin on funds, but we've got plenty to scrape by once we're there. I'm expecting a bit of a culture shock, but we'll see how that goes.
Alright, I'm going to quit rambling now. Wish me luck, guys. And thanks for all the support!